I can’t let go of the idea that I should have a “what I’m reading list.” It doesn’t matter that I’m not reading anything except George Carlin’s list of things you can’t say on TV (who knew?), I should have one anywway. I’d fake it, but what if I get caught out? I’d put things there like the Fourfold Root of the Principle of Insufficient Reasons, Anna Karrawhatshername and Dante’s Big Fucking Blaze and before you know it some fucking peedant would be onto me. Maybe I should have a “what I’m staring blankly at when I should be asleep” list. It would go like this: War Photographer. Joel-Peter Witkin’s snaps of oddly rearranged corpses to make me feel better about Natchwey’s starving Africans. A bit of Diane Arbus to keep me awake. William Eggleston to put me to sleep again.
I was supposed to go to a talk about bio-fuels today. Sounded exciting: 3 Mexican agro-economists telling 14 Canadians with beards and mountain bikes what they already know and nobody else gives a shit about (starvation, riots etc etc). I said “fine, I’ll come down and take a few shots of the cops.” Hmmm. Blank look. Seems the cops don’t bother to show up for these things like they do in other countries. So I went for ten minutes and then went next to over to the hospital next door to shoot pictures of the crematorium in the sunset.
May 3, 2008 at 11:54 am
So where are the pics from the crematorium?
May 4, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Good question.
May 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Seriously, I want to see. And btw, the comment you left on my blog about the war exercise was possibly one of the funniest things I have read in a while.
May 7, 2008 at 6:59 am
Crematorium!
May 7, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Naaah. They were crap shots, and all very vertical anyway - big ol’ smokestack there with little bits of burnt human and toasted human bits fluttering out the top. If I ever get on top of the matter, my first efforts with film might be posted by way of a pathetic consolation prize though.
May 11, 2008 at 9:18 am
Film? Seriously? Who has time for that? What were you taking pics of with film?
May 11, 2008 at 2:26 pm
How the fuck would I know what I’ve taken pics of on film? Turns out that you can’t see anything till you go through this whole stupid rigmarole of “processing” and “printing” - unfuckingbelievable.
May 12, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Really? No shit. That’s ridiculous! I say you bring it back to the store and ask for a refund. What were those fuckers thinking when they sold you film where you couldn’t see instantaneous results.
May 12, 2008 at 10:56 pm
yeah - mofos probably laughing up their sleeves as I walked out the door. But actually I’m thinking it might not be their fault. The camera doesn’t even have a screen on the back…
May 15, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I’m waiting…
May 20, 2008 at 8:50 pm
can you post something please? I’m bored…